Did I Do That?

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Woman Arrested as Public Threat

D. Drake Gosling, lead reporter

Today at the Three Corners Kroger store an elderly lady was 

apprehended while attempting to feed mice to unsuspecting 

patrons. The mice, covered in chocolate and crushed nuts,

were presented to shoppers who, unfortunately, were not

aware of their content. When shopper George Cooter took a

bite of his chocolate covered mouse,  havoc ensued and the 

police were summoned. 

  

"I was seriously grossed out, but I have to admit, that mouse

was pretty tasty!" Mr. Cooter remarked, adding, "She's a sweet

 little old lady. Hope she gets a nice jail cell." 

Mrs. Eleanor Puce, pictured below, was apprehended and de-

livered to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Catholic Hospital to 

undergo psychiatric evaluation. Criminal charges are pending 

review. Anyone who has one of the chocolate covered mice,

has eaten a chocolate covered mouse,  or suspects they may 

have, is advised to contact the county health department to 

be evaluated for rabies.