Monday, March 4, 2013

Did I Do That?

Oops! Looks like I might be getting a new ward buddy!



Woman Arrested as Public Threat

D. Drake Gosling, lead reporter

Today at the Three Corners Kroger store an elderly lady was 
apprehended while attempting to feed mice to unsuspecting 
patrons. The mice, covered in chocolate and crushed nuts,
were presented to shoppers who, unfortunately, were not
aware of their content. When shopper George Cooter took a
bite of his chocolate covered mouse,  havoc ensued and the 
police were summoned. 
  
"I was seriously grossed out, but I have to admit, that mouse
was pretty tasty!" Mr. Cooter remarked, adding, "She's a sweet
 little old lady. Hope she gets a nice jail cell.

Mrs. Eleanor Puce, pictured below, was apprehended and de-
livered to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Catholic Hospital to 
undergo psychiatric evaluation. Criminal charges are pending 
review. Anyone who has one of the chocolate covered mice,
has eaten a chocolate covered mouse,  or suspects they may 
have, is advised to contact the county health department to 
be evaluated for rabies.